Sabre Outing!

As a brilliant close to an immensely tiring week, I thoroughly enjoyed today's sabre outing XD! Initially, there was only Char and me. We thought of going shopping but decided to play pool with David at 101 Building instead. We got pwned for three games X_X; it seems David's pro-ness extends beyond fencing and handball. Darren and Reub arrived later and avenged us, beating David twice in a row (close call though!) Had a girl VS guys game which we got pwned for but I finally won the last game cus Darren was in my team ^_^! As we were heading over to Carl's Junior for dinner, David regaled us with tales of Yan Loong's legendary blurness. Over dinner, I made a major blooper when I forgot to add ice and sugar syrup to "Iced Tea". On hindsight, the name said it all :S. Joanna came over halfway and had a really funny 5-way conversation after David left to watch Fracture. Left for the arcade since some of us were too broke for a movie. It wan't too long before the dazzling screens sent Darren and Reub into a slack-jawed stupor; they hardly realised we had all gone to the toilet. While they played Time Crisis, the we chose to play "Lost in the Jungle". It goes like this: a young couple encounters monsters during a holiday presumably in some SEA jungle and the only way to survive is to kill the rampaging critters! Not very violent except that maybe it promotes animal abuse =P. I got pwned at the first boss, a giant spider. Darren and Reub were poking fun at everything...from the spastic storyline - "Shoot dem! Shoot dem!", to our horrendous aiming. Passed by a family which won 5 stuff toys from a particular game station (sounds super pro right?)...after spending 50 dollars that is. Around 10, we headed to the MRT and while waiting for the train, Darren, Reub and Joanna did a little skit of the terrorist in the MRT scenario, starring Darren as the very suspicious and conveniently hooded individual, and Reub and Joanna as the uncommonly civic minded Singaporeans. I think we actually amused some of the bystanders. Had Joanna for company on the journey back which made the trip feel a lot shorter =).

Beware of Man like this!

Back to Clementi Training!

Oleg gave me a LESSON! XD XD XD

In the LT

Before Chem Lecture...

Shu Yi: It's very irritating when during Bio lecture that group of girls sitting behind our class
keeps chattering away.

Flo: So do you feel like turning around and throttling them?

Terence (in front of us): Kind of.

O.o

Carcassonne

Played about 4 games of Carcassonne with Eugene at the games room from about 11 to 1. Never been into board games but I have to admit, Carcassonne spurred my interest. It's a refreshing change from card games like bridge and computer games. I beat Eugene twice XD despite not really understanding all of the game but I guess it was beginner's luck because I lost the rest. Carcassonne was a whopping 42 bucks according to Eug O_O! Still don't see how a board game could be worth that much, even if it was the best board game of 2001 or something like that. Hmm..maybe I should go get a board game to entertain visitors and friends too.

If Only...

What I Wish They Stood for....

A is for Atrocious
B is for Bad
C is for Cannot Make it
D is for Dreadful
E is for Excellent
S is for Superb
U is for Unparallelled

Then getting an S E E S for CTs would be a lot more palatable -_-. Cannot wait for the coming GP results which will hopefully be a sweetener after the many bitter pills. Until then...

Night Walk a.k.a Halloween comes to RJ

OK I must admit the preparation for Night Walk was kind of screwed updue to lack of foresight on my part and unforeseen circumstances. We almost changed the route as a function that ended only at 11 was occuring and some of the lights that lined the routes weren't off. I went up to the 5th floor locker area with Balps to hang paper dolls and it was most frustrating since progress was slow - the dolls kept dropping plus my poor scotch-taping skills. Made some minor modifications to the plan so we could proceed with making fake blood. Denise and me made an utter mess of the handicapped toilet (good thing its hardly used), spilling floor and red food coloring on the floor. Worse to come, our "blood" was near indistiguishable from bandung! Later on, we figured the color wouldn't matter since the LT 2 toilets would be shrouded in semi-darkness, illuminated only by candles. Both of us went down to smear words and occult signs on the mirrors. A J1 walked in on us to my great annoyance but it was truly an accident :S. Denise went back to our scare point, a classroom strewn with table and chairs while I lit the candles. Meanwhile, Charmaine was applying freaky clown and Oriental ghost makeup on our ghosts. The pictures will tell you just how brilliantly spooky they were for a last minute job! David and Wing chose to join in the fun and donned hideous leather masks.
The Night Walk was planned to have a mix of atmospheric and full frontal scares. There were people leaping out from cubicles, chasing J1s along the route, weird sounds in dark classrooms, a remote car moving by itself, sudden thuds and booms, strange priests giving out lucky amulets. I think the Night Walk had a very good success rate; the girls were screaming continously and even some guys were freaked out! The reactions of J1's ranged from the expected (screaming and running) to the out-of-ordinary (spraying water at spooks) to the mildly violent (jabbing a ghost in the mouth). Zhenggang's reaction was by far the funniest; cowering on the floor whimpering "Go away! Go away!" while hitting the ghost with a slipper. My station didn't get any screams probably since it was more eerie than scary. The waiting period from one person to the next was nigh interminable. Was rather irritated with J1's who turned on the lights or went in with a flashlight. Unless you have night blindness, there's no reason to do so. Denise told me about a J1 guy who lingered in the classroom to see how long she could hold the noise for. She gave up in a bit and when the guy was on the verge of leaving, boomed "GET OUT!" in a sonorous voice, scaring him into a run! Way to Go Dee!
I couldn't stay for all of Night Walk although I would have LOVED to. Had to fence in Nat Trials the day after. Would like to give a Big THANK YOU to all those involved in Night Walk, especially Charmaine, Dee, Darren and the spooks. Cliche as it may sound, Night Walk wouldn't have been possible without all of you guys!



Balpreet as the kinky ghost. Slanted so tilt your head to watch!

Fencing Camp Day 2!

Awoke to see the J1s doing PT on empty stomachs. Didn't see anyone keeling over on the track though so it must be a good sign =P. Ran out of food for J1 breakfast and we ended up having to buy our own breakfast. As Alvin and me waited for the groups to arrive, we read the papers. Both of us chose that station because we didn't need to set up ^_^. Helped Jia Hua and Emmy out with their station, which involved suspending grapes on a string for the J1s to jump up and bite them off. Won't go into too much detail here, the videos of their games and subsequent forfeits should be pretty self-explanatory. Disclaimer: Not responsible for any embarassment suffered by guest stars. Our station completed, I wandered aimlessly from station to station, participating whenever I felt like it. Got to know some J1s better through "Whacko" and "Dog and Bone". Lunch was fun! We played games involving forfeits of the most malu-ing kind. Like doing a William Hung on the canteen table. After lunch, we played "March of the Penguins" at the amphitheater. Standing on chairs, the J1's had to form a line of chairs to a table by passing it from the first person to the last and back again. We seniors had the occupational priviledge of stopping them for forfeits whenever we saw fit. If we felt mean, we would just grab a chair. Next up was captain's ball and the different groups faced off. Participated in the Junior-Senior match and scored a couple of goals though the eventual score was 6-6 (EVERYONE'S A WINNER!). David sort of wanted to treat the sabreurs to 300. Sweet of him really but it fell through in the end. Chit-chatted with some of the J2s till about 6-ish before going to set up for the eagerly awaited...Night Walk....

FENCING CAMP Day 1!

This is going to be a really long post and I shall reserve a post SPECIALLY for Night Walk, which IMO was the BEST part of the camp (cus Darren and me were in charge of it XD...kidding!) And oh yes, there will be videos of J1s acting silly too. Now let's rewind back to Day 1...

Sat around the canteen with Faii and Denise guarding the food while the Group leaders were socialising with their allocated J1s. Our food was loaded with three kinds of vegetables because of Faii's command of Chinese - "san dao cai" -_-. Was interrupted during dinner to set up for War Games, which involved capturing as many bases within the time span and pulling off tails to win. My area had long periods of inactivity but when the Teams came to capture a base simultaneously, the skirmishes and scuffles were highly exciting, albeit dangerous. People were squirming on the floor and cornering each other in desperate bids to capture and protect their tails. At 9.45, we launched a surprise attack and the seniors rushed around pulling as many tails of J1s as they could. Naturally, they couldn't fight back and their terror at being chased and cornered was palpable XD! Almost everyone did some Raffles Cheers at the A-B bridge (I missed it >_<) then it was time to wash up. Zi Shan and Jerlyn were nice and stayed with me in the toilet while the frightened me showered. Did sentry duty outside the J1 girls sleeping area with Jin Han and we had a pretty engaging chat. It's interesting because sentry duty gives you an opportunity to interact with people you wouldn't normally talk to on a normal basis. Following that, BEDTIME!

Fencing Camp Preparations

It's been busy, busy, busy these few days because I've been doing Night Walk preparations. Spent the break before fencing doing Math Tutorial and cutting paper dolls for Night Walk with Balpreet, Ruth, Charmaine and Darren. We drew them all kinds of funny faces, even so, i doubt anyone will really notice in the Stygian gloom. Had meeting for Night Walk during training and did some fencing to prepare for Nat Trials since I feel extremely off-form. When the J2s were gone, Darren and me brought the rest of the J2s through the Night Walk route. Everyone was bursting with ideas and suggestions (cus Night Walk is the MOST FUN part of camp XD!) and we implemented a few new ones. The guys, especially Reub and Jia Hua, were attempting to scare the girls, with much success, every scare point or so. A few hair-raising screams could be heard, following a "BOO!" or a sudden pair of hands grabbing the shoulders. The finale of the night walk culminated in Jia Hua donning his hideous Halloween Mask and sauntering towards the girls a la serial killer style. Si Chen and Joanna were sent cowering against the wall of the tunnel below the Performing Arts Center to the uproarious laughter of the guys. Ranging from the chillingly atmospheric to shocking in-your-face scares (plus the somewhat incongruous Father Reub), I'm fairly sure the Night Walk will frighten the living daylights out of the J1s (not to the point of jumping off the Blk A-B bridge I hope. Lol)

Exchange Student

Jem's exchange student from Japan came for class today! Idea (ee-day-er not idea XD)) looked like L, minus the mascara and the height. Seemed like a soft-spoken fellow but it probably was cus he wasn't used to Singapore's English proficiency level. Asked him several questions through Jem about his interests and school life in Japan. During Econs, Mrs Leow tried to make him talk about the Japan Economy -_-. Give us a break man. The trauma from CTs has barely left our shattered minds. He seemed sort of bored during class but no surprise there, all of us were. Screwed Bio as predicted but the extent was a lot worse. Why do I even bother with mugging??? Did the fencing night walk trail with Darren and later, with Joanna and Charmaine, we planned the many scares to occur throughout the course of it. I think this Night Walk will be seriously freaky ^_^, replete with things that go bump in the night and moving inanimate objects. Oh, we brought Darren to the LT 2 girl's toilet. Indeed, it was an eye-opening experience for him :P. Had exco meeting later to discuss about fencing camp, where Mr Ng told us the rationale for not having games that involved hitting,water and food. Quote: "Whacko can cause head injuries, induce dizziness, loss of control and vomiting...which leads to wastage of food -_-." PE department needs to lighten up...

Jem's Bday Party!

I was one of the earliest to arrive and decided to make myself useful by helping Amelia and Suat decorate the board. On the board (one of Jem's SJI friend's idea), we adorned paper stars and long glittery strips of ribbon, with heartfelt notes and well-wishings pasted in the middle. The rest came in short intervals, one after another but sadly, the turnout wasn't very strong :(. The guys who had been keeping Jem occupied upstairs finally got him down and we presented him our presents as well as showed him the board, much to his surprised delight XD. He invited us to tuck in to the delicious spread of chicken wings, potatoes, satay, fishballs and other fried foods. Headed to the lounge for some KTV and had a great many laughs over out-of-tune voices to mismatched graphics and song lyrics or simply, plain ridiculous images. As I savored the chocolate sundae, I enjoyed the occasionally melodious voices of the singers and the crazy antics of the SJI guys. Finally plucked up the courage to sing "Kiss by a Rose" which I hope I didn't mangle too badly =P. Got into the singing mood (never knew KTV could be so fun!) and sang a couple more songs with Ching Ting and Philana before going home at about 11.

A Tale

Once upon a time (as most fairy tales go), there was a girl who was unhappy. Nothing too distinctive about her; she could have been anyone off the street. Like most humans, she was unhappy with her lot and sought to better it. A wiseman told he, if you meet the Ourobouros, joy, wealth and so much more will be yours. How shall I find it? I know not, but if you pick the nettles of the forest green and weave them into a cloth of thread so fine it seems moonlight made, the Ourobouros might seek you. So, she did dutifully as the wiseman said. Day after day, she would travel to the forests, returning only when her baskets were overflowing with nettles. At night, she would stamp on the nettles till her feet were crimson ribbons of flesh. Then, the weaving would begin. Days bled into weeks, weeks bled into months, months bled into years. The cloth was long and gossamer upon the skin and yet the Ourobouros did not come. Alas, she passed on, the nettles she had lived with for so long cloaking her in a funereal shroud. And if the Ourobouros arrived in the end, no one knows of it.

~The End~

Sentosa Beach Training!

Thanks to Eug's time-saving alternative route, I winded up at Harborfront station 20 mins late as opposed to 10 minutes early. Oh well, now I know better. Was the only J2 save for the omnipresent JX; the rest had other commitments, generally mugging. We reached Siloso beach one hour plus after 9 cus of much waiting for people and the next tram, dilly-dallying and simply, slow walking. (I was saboed to collect $$$ for the monorail ride =( Gimme a break! )Beach PT was actually quite bearable and not as awful as I imagined it to be. Probably due to the mild sun (yay! cloud cover ^_^) and the numerous one minute breaks. But I didn't managed to get the coveted full body tan =(; I think my face got slightly burnt really. The most annoying thing would be the insidious sand which wormed its way everywhere. Did sets of lunges, squats, tuck jumps, footwork on a big open sandy space. In no time, your feet begins to feel like its being bitten by many ants. Ouch!
PT completed, we headed to the beach for sprints and lunges in the water and the highlight of the day, captain's ball! Yan Long was pretty much our sole defender and though he did a decent job, our team still got trounced. Yuan Zi and David playing defence, were a formidable duo despite several brilliant saves Felicia and Shan Shan made. Piggy-backed on Yan Long as a substitute goalie for a while. (I hope he doesn't get a shoulder strain, I'm 50 kg >_<) Lost my balance quite a number of times and tumbled into the blue, nearly losing my specs. It's no mean feat trying to balance on his skinny shoulders, meanwhile looking out for the handball! Throughout our time at the beach, there was a mass dunking session from which only the heaviest were exempt =P.
After 2 hours of wet and wild fun, we washed up and went to Vivo for a late lunch. Lots of camwhoring on the monorail and guess I'll post pictures when I get them. Played multiple exciting games Heart Attack to the chagrin of some of the cleaners. All of the girls got sabo-ed through devious dealing of cards on Yuan Zi and fast reflexs on everyone else's part. Hmm..can't wait to see Shan Shan, Melissa and Lorraine running around with pillows tied to their waists next training. Lol. Played bridge with Chan, Mel and Shan Shan at the rooftop garden till we all went home. Except for the happening Chan who went to paaarrtaaay!!!

NUS Open house!

Phil, CT and me were the early birds, coming at around 9.30 thus when we were making away through the Student Activities exhibition, we were accosted every couple of steps or so. The Sheares Hall girls were particularly enthusiastic about promoting the perks of hall life; not that we didn't know about them but they certainly left us dying to stay in a Hall. One good way to avoid them is keeping eye contact with one of your NUS brochures. Alternatively, look like you want to beat someone up. Amassed lots of leaflets and freebies (waterbottle, pens, organiser...I feel like a freeloader), half of which I probably wil not use. Checked out the prerequisites for Pharmacy and Chemical Engineering; seems like I might not be able to take the latter due to my dearth of AO level physics :(. Was contemplating whether to go for NTU Open House after Phil and CT departed before deciding to visit the following year.While generally informative, I think I should have gone for this next year, after getting my A level results. Oh well, knowing how notoriously difficult it is to enter Pharmacy ought to provide me a sufficient incentive to bag those elusive 4 "As". Until next year then...

The End of Term 1

No relief at the impending March hols, no respite from the relentless rush of schoolwork because the holidays no sorry, study breaks are really for mugging. Common Tests gleefully await, fresh and ferocious, as soon as the holidays draw to a close. Need to do well enough to escape the evil clutches of remedial and more dreary hours of meeting Ms Soh -_- ... Let the mugging begin!

Ms Lim's (Now Mrs Tan) Wedding

For all the fretting I was going through in Pa's car that we would arrive late, the wedding began about 30 minutes later from the time we arrived. So much for punctuality. Ms Lim was a vision of loveliness in the wedding photos and it made me realise the illusionary wonders of photography. (OK kidding!! She truly is pretty) There was some worshipping and singing to praise the Lord, which made me feel a bit like a fish out of water. Following that, they screened a flash video with uber-cute and amusing animations chronicling the spark of the romance a.k.a How It All Began between Lydia and Seth. Its admirable to know their courtship has lasted for ten years and ten months; there are folks I know having their seventh partner or so in a span of say two years. I didn't manage to get any pictures of the bride walking the aisle cus I wasn't sitting next to it =(. After some standup comedy involving the reading of lines from the Bible by the 2 pastors, who were undeniably funny but a tad trying too hard, there was an exchange of vows. Ms Lim was so touched she cried and the pastors reassured everyone those tears were tears of joy. Proceed to Rolande Restaurant next for lunch reception. Between the lift and the stairs, the young, fit and healthy us chose the stairs. (If you think lift queues in RJ are scary, think again). Ate and socialised till Ms Lim and her husband came over to take photos with us after which people began to leave in dribs and drabs. B 5, the few of us left had cleared the restaurants for our respective destinations.

Larissa's Birthday Party

Words fail me as of now so I'll let the pictures do the talking. Suffice to say it was a great party, replete with lots of food (yay!), chatting and photo-whoring. Enjoy!

Stuck in Neutral

It's between me and the Cimmerian dark. When they say you look into the abyss, the abyss is looking back at you. How true that is. Now those blithe splinters of lights have bled away, those fever dreams and fool's hopes have fled and crumbled into diamond dust, all that remains is the waiting, lurking shadows. I'm afraid to succumb. So I say, darkness be my friend. If I truly am to fall. Until then, keep on dancing, grudging and gawky, to the carousel's jolly tune. In red-hot iron shoes.

Dramafeste!

It's not everyday when the vice-prinicpal of the JC makes a personal visit to your classroom from his far far away office just to tell you your mum has found your missing file. Unless of course, your mum told him there was a "family emergency."
Had MT dramfeste meeting in which Brian and Jonathan alternately disgusted and amused everyone else by having a lightsabre battle with their prosthetic wangs and singing "You Raise me up" as accompanying music. The song now hold new meaning for me...:S Had ushering duty for dramafeste; the final briefing right before the start of the event salved my guilt at missing all the previous briefings.
As the doors swung open, I spotted a few familiar faces amongst the throngs of people, namely Terence, Anna, GGY, Charmaine, Zhang Fan, Yuan Zi, Ching Ting, Philana and...Mr Chan!!! A few minutes later, I was fairly sure aisle ushers served no further purpose except to intimidate the audience into sitting down. I do believe everyone has a sufficient degree of intelligence and literacy to recognise and find their seats, thank you very much.
Mrs Butler chased us out to the outside world because we were potentially endangering the lives of the audience by blocking the escape route in case of a freak fire. Jennifer and me stoned outside during the HH play, entering the LT when it was MT's turn.
IMO, MT did a great job! William was so calm and collected despite the sound glitch or rather, lack of sound, that the audience barely even realised the prolonged opening scene was improvised. Seemed to engage the audience well enough judging from the scattered laughters now and then. Didn't catch BB's play but a nice, friendly BW usher, John, let me stay behind to watch MR and BW's play. BW's play had stellar cast so the performance was accordingly, stellar. Something about a play within a play, involving the theme of prestidigitation. MR's was like a choral speaking and far too much like a print-to-screen of 1984 for my liking. No points given for originality there. The co-ordination and blocking of the players was superb though, given the size of the cast.
Talked to Mr Chan following the end of the production and we shared some our ideas and views on the plays. Met Charmaine, GGY and their other classmates for a light super snack before going home.

Lost

ARGH!

I lost my homework file =).............:(:(:(.

What a brilliant time for it to go missing, when a deluge of tutorials are being gone through.

The silver lining: I have a cast-iron excuse for staring at a blank desk during lessons

If I don't find it, the cost of photocopying all the notes will be ASTRONOMICAL!!!

Not a good way to spend ang bao money on...

Wanted: Pink file with notes, tutorials and assignments done preferably =P
Reward: Eternal gratitude and that feel-good sensation that comes with being a good Samaritan